DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”
I believe in love at first episode
love at first stab
This is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen! He literally does all of that with one hand.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
looking at text posts and wondering why you didn’t come up with that first
like this one
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe